And you thought one was bad!? - Spider-Man 2 Reviews

So I WAS excited to go see Spiderman 2 with my friends on the night it came out...saw some great reviews and I was ready... Then I saw the movie. NEVER IN MY LIFE HAVE I BEEN MORE PASSIONATE ABOUT GETTING PEOPLE TO NOT SEE A MOVIE. I came home and first thing wrote this review to be posted. If I had to consume as much cheese as was in this movie I would need a triple bypass. The most amazing thing about this movie was the end, when my friends and I bonded with our fellow movie goers (who we didn't know) in ripping this movie to shreds (though we left the guy in the costume watching the movie alone...weirdo). I always knew the job of movie reviews was a bias job where they picked and choosed the artsy movies over the teen-comedies not realizing that a teen-comedy isn't supposed to make sense. But seriously, NEVER BEFORE HAVE SO MANY PEOPLE FAILED THEIR JOBS WHEN THEY GAVE GOOD REVIEWS TO THIS MOVIE! The Tribune and the Globe need to start fire people now, cause movie reviewing was just made as respectable a position as the guy who cleans up after the horses in central park but doesn't get to drive the buggies. These people just destroyed a profession we already knew to be nonsense by enjoying a movie so poorly made that more intellect went into writing thier worthless reviews of it. Here is the low-down: Visually Interesting Poorly Written Bad Acting (when will people realize TM sucks) Drags on like an old muffler The last 15 mins is only worth seeing. ALL IN ALL...MY TRIPS TO THE BATHROOM WERE MORE INTERESTING!